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Party wife
PARTY WIFE

Definition: (of the Nigerian variety) A wife who prefers to buy group attire - popularly known as aso-ebi - with shoes and bag, in order to attend an all-night party.
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* All thirteen elements are on, up, in.


1. Believes attendance is purposeful and necessary, even compulsory.

2. Would have been a party-goer or socialite during their courtship.

3. Gets to fund purchases from a savings or borrowings or some loan.

4. With fellow wives and/or friends of like mind - never goes alone.

5. Attends the occasion with or without some invitation - no retreating.

6. Healthy enough to do the circuit for the night (where applicable).

7. Will rock the do, or shindig, to the hilt, with or without her husband.

8. Abandons basic duties, before party time, to prepare and plan.

9. Not very able or likely to resume wifely roles the following morning.

10. Never really going to review stand or lifestyle (connect to #11).

11. Looking forward to the next chance for a 'freedom' (read: to rock).

12. Achieves objective(s), especially if hubby cannot sanction her.

13. Won't thereafter transfer a disease or an infection to 'poor' hubby.
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* Did she meet her ex?

Looker-Sprayer-Dancer?

ATTEND A DO THEY MUST.
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* Was line reachable?

Lover-Shirker-Drinker?

WIFEHOOD ON A BREAK HERE.
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* Did she smoke there?

* Did she throw up too?

Loser-Slattern-Debtor?

TEMPORARILY HARD OF HEARING.

MOMENTARILY LOST HER SENSES.

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