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| BRIDEGROOM (1) Definition: A man on his wedding day, or just before or just after it. ______________________________________________________________________ * Wish all eight elements could be in. 1. Will not ask, before and after the dotted lines are signed, how many 'friends', no, lovers I had in the past. (He must not be some 'shag historian' !) 2. Must be rich, money-wise. R-I-C-H. Very. 3. If not compliant to the above attribute (#2), 'size' must be quite considerable. (or appropriate!) 4. Poor or tiny (refer to attribute #3 above), must, even if it's once in a blue moon, find, reach and tarry awhile at my G-spot (often and longer will be wow! Oh! and by the way, he should reach 'there' by only reasonable means). 5. Gets married to me alone, not 'together' with his pa and ma and especially, not with that sister, the bitch! 6. Will be a firm believer and, hopefully, a practitioner of the one man, one wife, till-death-do-them part rule, understanding too, that on my part, it would never be .. for poorer. 7. Knows and sees and therefore, treats me as a coequal, at the least. 8. Mature, manly. That is, assumed able to defend better half. _____________________________ FROM AN IMAGINED BRIDE. NOT TO BE TAKEN TOO SERIOUSLY, PLEASE. See perfect bride (1). See perfect size (2). See perfect virginity. See perfect true love. See perfect couple (3). See perfect boyfriend (1). See perfect bridegroom (2). | |
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