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| BRIDE (2) Definition: A woman on her wedding day, or just before or just after it. ______________________________________________________________________ * All eight elements should be in. 1. Virgin (not negotiable), unless ... . And not under-aged ! 2. Never 'ever' been kissed (by a man other than groom-to-be). 3. Infections and diseases-free. (To emphasize.) 4. Has aged well-to-do parents who are not nosy. 5. Has a beautiful chief bridesmaid (Who could be a match for the best man ! ) 6. Will, on this day, publicly declare the hubby-to-be, as the sole beneficiary of her impending inheritance, no matter what happens in the marriage. 7. Will pretend about being aware of the existence of rival(s), (a.k.a, the other woman; a mistress; the bitch), if any. 8. Not in distress. Therefore not likely to be temporarily frigid ! That is, not an unwilling bride!! ________________________________________ NOT TO BE TAKEN TOO SERIOUSLY, PLEASE. * ALL BRIDES ARE BEAUTIFUL. See perfect wedding night. See perfect wedding dress. See perfect bridal shower. ____ See perfect newly-wed. ____ See perfect groom (2). ____ See perfect bride (1). ____ See perfect sense of humour. | |
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