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| CLITOMETER Definition: [New, informal, in the future(?)] A device that is designed to check when last a woman had sex after being set on the clitoris to verify if she's cheating. [It tells the exact day, hour and minute that the wearer (woman) last had sex.] ______________________________________________________________________ * All twelve elements would be in. Purposeful, but only for the man. 1. Ask him. Necessary, but only for the male. 2. Ask again. Size of device matches a pussy's. 3. It must fit. Won't need cleaning, or a battery. 4. Remains there. Can't ever have some malfunction. 5. For all the time. Would be clean whenever inserted. 6. Healthiness matters. Poses no serious risk to the penis. 7. His well-being counts. Serves purpose(s), as wished for. 8. Self-worth, peace of mind. Has no after effect on the woman. 9. Submissive in all situations. Able to accept or list dildos entry. 10. Not ground for a sexless life. __________________________________ * Who is laughing or giggling ? See perfect CLITOCURRENCY. Fixed against her personal wish and desire. C. Counts. Inserted when she is asleep or unconscious. L. Lawful. Shouldn't have a window/lacunae to exploit. I. Implant. Causes no tough strain in the relationship. T. Trusted. Acquired without her making a contribution. O. Operates. Admissible in court as evidence or a proof. M. Measures. Never to be used by/on female who's virgin. E. Efficient. Hinders nothing on being put in family way. T. Tabulates. Whatever make or model - no expiry date. E. Effective. Affordable for the rich and poor man alike. R. Records. ___________________________________ * This is so really very serious ! See perfect AGE OF ANXIETY. | |
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