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Abuja marriage
ABUJA MARRIAGE

Definition: (of Nigerian origin) The kind of marriage that starts and ends in the city without either of the parties knowing the other's roots.
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* All elements would be in.

* [See perfect MARRYING.]


Promising January.

Blissful February.

1. Purposeful and necessary for the parties involved. NO FRUSTRATION (initially).



Exciting March.

Confusing April.

2. Another legal marriage or formal engagement in place. NO TRAVELING.



Alarming May.

Tempting June.

3. Challenges creeping in, disappointment mounting, gulf developing. NO IN-LAWS.



Tasking July.

Shaky August.

4. Hearts no more in, material investments, if any, being withdrawn. NO JOINT ACCOUNT.



Miserable September.

Scandalous October.

5. Approaching end to 'wedlock' will be clear or obvious. NO MORE TENDER LOVING CARE.



Tempestuous November. Incompatible.

Calamitous December. Irretrievable.

6. Lasts briefly - won't celebrate first year anniversary. NO MORE PUBLIC DISPLAY OF AFFECTION.

6. Bears no fruit therein. No attachment (kid) afterwards. ALL OVER.

6. Blame not shared or apportioned - objective was served. THE END.






Inspired by Chukwuneta Oby.

See perfect CONCUBINAGE (1).

Both keep individual surname.

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