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Zimbabwe
ZIMBABWE

Definition: (popular thinking) A (banana) republic in the southern hemisphere; in the African jungle (continent).
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a. CAPITAL - Harare.

b. POPULATION - 10 million (approx.)

c. PEOPLE - 96% Zombies (Africans); 3% cowed stock (Europeans); 1% (unaccounted for).

d. LANGUAGE - (of) intimidation, fear, terror, election rigging, repression, jungle (veterans) warfare! et al.

e. RELIGION - Voodoo with a Christian minority.

f. ECONOMY - Inflation: walk - run - fly - soar away ! Currency: not worth the s**t paper it's printed on. Monetary unit (MU): Zimbabwean Dollars (a new unit may be introduced soon, to be known as M.U.gabe dollars).

g. RESOURCES - Asbestos, gold, chrome ore, coal, tin, lithium, copper, timber, etc. - ALL being mismanaged.

h. EXPORT - Vituperations and rails against 'the West'.

i. AVERAGE TEMPERATURES - Cool, for bootlickers and selected secretaries(?); Hot, very hot for all others.

j. HISTORY - Beautiful, rich, honourable and distinguished.

k. PRES. - Oct. Rob Forever.

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Key:

k. = President (read: KING!)

Oct. = Octogenarian.

Rob = Definitions: i. (verb transitive) to take money, valuables, etc. from (a place) illegally. ii. to deprive (a person) of something desired or due. iii. (New. Popular, shortened form of the "King's" name) Robert.

Forever = Till death !
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WHAT NEXT ? WHEN ?!
Below the Line
1. (Reserved.) (Synonymous with Robert Mugabe - a god ?!)

2. (former) currency, beleaguered, no, dead and buried !!
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See perfect SENSE OF HUMOUR.

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