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WAGS

Definition: (short for - Wives and girlfriends) (British, popular, informal) A collection of the better halves (wives) and the significant others (girlfriends) of a select group of men (usually footballers or other professional sportsmen), who socialize and travel, when necessary, with their men.
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* All fourteen elements are in.


1. Purposeful, ... for the man ('help'?!).

2. Necessary to be in relationship (nature abhors a vacuum and frowns at 'self-harm').

3. Very beautiful, even if only in her man's eyes (what flaws?).

4. Maintains or demands a joint account (single-minded).

5. Has or is seriously considering a prenup (tries to be 'secured and safe', hopefully).

6. Knows next-to nothing about the sport. And will lose no sleep about the defeat, relegation, elimination, etc. of her man's team ("It's okay").

7. Never gets caught, if in an eternal triangle. (Eve is her progenitor!)

8. Fashionable and very sexy-looking (connect to #3 & #10) (whoever the 'beast').

9. Sociable, people person, good mixer, well-behaved (connect to #12) (status symbol or arm candy?).

10. Extravagant, self-indulgent, self-conscious, etc. in the opinion of 'moneymaker', even if he does not tell this to her face (a 'shop-till-she drops')

11. Never involved in a catfight with the other Wags, only wary about the other 'bitches' trying to 'come in' ('she-devil', to some).

12. Craves appropriate and constant publicity, especially when out in the public with beau (cheese, pose, poise, ... cheers).

13. Serves purpose(s), far or near, pregnant or lactating or on the road, ... night and day (Wow, oh, ah).

14. Stays in the relationship, as long as man is alive, no matter the dip in his fortunes (What?!) (Ha! ha!).
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WAGs ... (Women Are Gold-diggers!?) [See perfect SOMETHING.]




Wowing.

Irresistible, ingenuous.

Vivacious.

Endearing, enchanting.

Seductresses, superwomen.


Attractive (Terrific).

Nice-looking.

Dependable.


Glamorous

Intelligent.

Romantic.

Likeable.

'Fabulous' (Rocks!)

Ravishing.

Incomparable.

Exciting.

Newsworthy.

Desirable: 'dream'.

Some delight: SO, VERY ... SEXY, STYLISH, SULTRY, SPECIAL, SOCIABLE, SENSUOUS, 'SERVICEABLE', SOPHISTICATED: S-T-U-N-N-I-N-G !!!!!!!

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