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Toilet etiquette
TOILET ETIQUETTE

Definition: (informal) The correct behaviour to adopt when using the toilet (= a room containing a large bowl attached to a pipe that you sit on or stand over when you get rid of waste matter from your body).
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* All nineteen elements should be in.


1. Purposeful (to emphasize, see definition).

2. Flush on entering (before use).

3. Undress appropriately.

4. Clean/wipe seat before sitting on, or standing over, it.
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KNOW EXACTLY WHAT YOU ARE TO DO HERE AND NOW/THEN !
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5. No eating, chewing, swallowing, etc. (No opening of the mouth!)

6. No talking, singing, whistling, etc. (And no yawning/coughing without covering the mouth!)

7. No dozing, sleeping, etc. (And no sleep – walking from here!)

8. No unnecessary activity – no graffiti writing, text messaging, dancing, reading, etc.

9. No picking of the teeth.

10. No ‘holding’ back. That is, grunt, if you want; fart, if you will; throw up (vomit), if you choose, etc.
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SO, WHAT ARE YOU DOING OR WHAT WILL YOU BE YOU DOING ?


11. No wastage of tissue or water after use. (And if water to clean/flush is from a container, be sure it is very clean water!)

12. No overuse of spray or odour neutralizer, if any.
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YOU COULD BE BACK SOONER THAN YOU THINK !


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13. Use mop or duster on floor, toilet seat, and cover, as appropriate, if necessary.

14. Cover the bowl, after making sure ‘it’ is/was flushed.
(Look at/in the bowl!)

15. Dress up properly – fly, zip, button(s), etc.

16. Shut ‘door’, if any, as you exit cubicle.
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KEEP ALL YOU DID BEHIND THAT DOOR !


17. No handshakes, or hugs, or 'high fives', etc., especially if another or others is/are on line to use the same facility.
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THIS IS NOT A (THE) LOUNGE !


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18. Wash your hands thoroughly!

19. Depart timely and quickly!!
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WHETHER OR NOT YOU SAW THE WASTE !

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