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Shower (5)
SHOWER (5)

Definition: (North American English) A party at which you give presents to a woman who is getting married or having a baby.
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* All eight elements should be in.


1. Purposeful and considered necessary to hold a 'special' shindig, whether she is a 'sweet sixteen' or an 'old hag'.
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... forget the sponsor(s).



2. The presents will be what the 'celebrant' desires, whether they were specifically solicited for or suggested.
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... no matter the costs.



3. Delivered or presented or given early or on time (connect to #6). That is, gifts arrive before 'I do' or 'tiny patter'.
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... whoever the benefactor.



4. Gifts are new and were bought with the givers' own funds (to emphasize) - the joy of the 'blessings' cannot be tainted.
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... fifth husband or first child.



5. Socials go according to plan and ends smoothly, with no unplanned loss being suffered by organizers and attendees.
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Arranged marriage(wife-beater) or shotgun wedding(mummy's boy) ..,



6. The bridegroom will show up on W-Day and there will be no child switching or stillbirth in the delivery room.
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.. physically challenged or disabled handicapped tot.



7. The presents will be usable or useful and used, be this sparingly or regularly. That is, the gifts will serve their purposes.
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... surrogacy or remarriage.



8. The marriage will thrive, short-lived or long-haul. Or the child will turn out a success in life, male or female or hermaphrodite.
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... '30-seconds man' or unplanned pregnancy.



** THIS IS ABOUT THE BRIDE'S OR MOTHER-TO-BE'S FUTURE !



Quote: "The real ornament of woman is her character, her purity". - Mahatma Gandhi.

Quote: "The only time a woman really succeeds in changing a man is when he is a baby". - Natalie Wood.

Quote: "A man's face is his autobiography. A woman's face is her work of fiction". - Oscar Wilde.

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