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Shit (2)
SHIT (2)

Definition: An act of emptying solid waste matter from the bowels.
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* All thirteen elements should be in.


1. Purposeful (to emphasize).

2. Necessary. That is, vital to empty bowels.

3. Done timely (connect to #2 above the line).
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See perfect DISCOMFORT (1).
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4. Point, place or spot to do act is chosen (and is the right place!).

5. Clothing item or dress or covering had on before the start of act is put as far away as possible.

6. Position - lying, squatting or stooping, sitting, standing - in which to perform act is taken (and is the appropriate one!).
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See perfect TOILET (1).


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7. Bowel is completely emptied. That is, no remnant is left after the completion of act - however short or long the time takes.

8. Clean and wash both buttocks, legs and seat, if applicable.

9. Flush toilet or cover excrement, as applicable.

10. Wash hands thoroughly.

11. Dress up and/or cover up appropriately and quickly, immediately after the act is done with (connect to #5).
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See perfect CLEANLINESS.


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12. Refresh place and body, if possible. That is, if the wherewithal is available, freshen up appropriately after (connect to #10 & #11).

13. Depart immediately from 'shit spot' (connect to #11 & #12).
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See perfect TOILET ETIQUETTE.

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