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Seatmate
SEATMATE

Definition: A person that you sit next to when you are travelling, especially on a plane.
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* All twenty one elements should be in.


1. Person(s) chosen from the booking or reservation point! That is, passenger(s) is/are someone/persons you have agreed to sit beside and he or she had agreed to also sit beside you before you both, or all three, boarded plane or bus or car.
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WHOEVER ! (AISLE OR MIDDLE OR WINDOW SEAT.)
Below the Line
1. Not a 'shoe-bomber' or 'underwear-bomber' ! (not a lunatic, no, not a terrorist!).

2. Not someone with a terrible personal hygiene, such as body odour, halitosis, sweaty, smelly armpits, etc., etc.

3. Not someone with annoying personal habits such as nose-picking, excessive fidgeting or scratching, etc., etc.

4. Not a slightly unbalanced person or an oddball!
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WHEREVER THE DESTINATION. (NOT THE PILOT/CAPTAIN AND CO-PILOT.)


further below the line


5. Not overweight.

6. Not unpleasant or cantankerous.

7. Not breaking wind (= farting!!).

8. Not ill/sick or motion/travel-sick.

9. Not with an infectious disease.

10. Not uncooperative, especially with the crew.

11. Not disorderly or disorganized.

12. Not uncivilized (a first-time traveller!).

13. Not a drunk or smoker or ... .

14. Not an unbeliever or atheist!

15. Not disrespectful, especially to other co-passenger(s).

16. Not a tease or seducer or seductress or ...!

17. Not a religious fundamentalist or fanatic!

18. Not a bore or an air marshal!

19. Not a 'train sound-like snorer' (if applicable).

20. Not, not, not ........ !
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GODSPEED ! (WHICHEVER SECTION OR CLASS OR CABIN.)

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