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| PLATE (16) Definition: (usually - the plate) A flat dish that is used to collect money from people in a church. ______________________________________________________________________ * All five elements would be in. 1. Purposeful and necessary, even if not in the considered opinion of a poor churchgoer! __________________ NEVER 'FILLS' UP! (MAGICAL) 2. Never handled by a member of the congregation, even if this person is a visiting member of the clergy! (Unless with the express permission of the 'CEO' of the church!) __________________ NO VOLUNTEERS, PLEASE. 3. Does not allow for the giving of a change and does not discriminate against any currency, financial instrument, etc. That is, dish will accept cheques, drafts, etc., if dropped in. __________________ 'WITH THANKS'. (MAGNETIC) 4. Dish remains within sight of pastor or bishop or ... , during collection and/or just before the 'income' count time! __________________ HELP? THANKS, BUT NO THANKS. 5. Dish must achieve its objective(s). That is, plate never returns empty; it will go round again, and again, if necessary, until members of the congregation 'perform'! __________________ THEY SAY, "GOD LOVES ..." . (MYSTICAL) See perfect congregation (1). See perfect sermon (1). See perfect sacrifice (2). See perfect holiness (1). _____ See perfect Lord (6). See perfect love (1). See perfect pastor. _____ See perfect blessing (1). _____ See perfect Televangelist. _____ See perfect Grace of God. _____ See perfect money (2). _____ See perfect must (1). | |
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