Welcome to the 1520 Perfect Dictionary

Click on any title to read the full article

Paternity leave
PATERNITY LEAVE

Definition: Time that the father of a new baby is allowed to have away from work.
_____________________________________________________________________


* All eleven elements should be in.


1. Purposeful and necessary for approving authority.
__________________________________

CUTE OR NOT-SO-CUTE BABY!


2. Authorized. That is, approved by the appropriate authority.
_______________________________________

FIRST-TIMER DAD OR UMPTEENTH CHILD.


3. Work or job done before this period was excellently performed.
_________________________________

CEO OR OFFICE CLEANER.


4. 'Emergency', if any, will not require the presence of new father at workplace.
__________________________

NIGHT OR DAY.
Below the Line
5. Paternity is not in doubt!
____________________________________________________________

A STUD OR 'TWO-MINUTE MAN' OR A LOW 'SPERM-COUNTER'!


6. Pregnancy was not phantom. That is, child is not a stolen baby! (Connect to #5.)
______________________________________

WAS HE IN THE LABOUR ROOM ?


further below the line


7. Substantial time - quality time - is spent with the mother and child during this period (to emphasize).
__________________________________

NO 'BOYS NIGHTS OUT' NOW.


8. Positive assistance is rendered to child's mother during this time (connect to #7).
_____________________________________________

FATHERHOOD IS BEYOND EJACULATION.


9. Child is the new priority! That is, father is aware that he may not get all the 'attention' he wants or needs from new mother this season. Man is expected to show understanding and self-control.
__________________________________________________________

CONJUGAL RIGHTS CAN BE TEMPORARILY SUSPENDED.


much further below the line


10. Child is not abused, especially if father is alone with tot.
________________________________________

WHAT SORT OF FATHER IS THAT ?


11. Leave is not unilaterally extended. That is, father returns to work at the right time, unless employer agrees to a shift in resumption date.
___________________________________________________

LAZYBONES OR HARD WORKER SLAVE-DRIVER.

1520 Products

1520 Products was established in 2005 with the purpose of entertaining and teaching us on key and important aspects of life (such as marriage, sex, etc) through the playing of games which will allow us to laugh but at the same time pass a message of what is the right or ideal way.

1520 Sex Game

1520 Puzzles

1520 Marriage Game