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Office romance
OFFICE ROMANCE

Definition: (informal) An amorous relationship that exists between employees in the same office location.
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* All ten elements would be in.


1. Purposeful (and necessary?) for lovers.
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FLING, BRIEF PERIOD OR (HOPEFULLY) FOREVER.



2. Partners were, prior the relationship, both free and/or available.
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SINGLE. WIDOWED. DIVORCED. SEPARATED.



3. Voluntarily entered into by both parties. That is, in relationship of their individual volition. That is, not partners as the result of being match-made, especially by other employee(s).
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WHATEVER HIS AND/OR HER SEXUALITY.
Below the Line
1. No other lover(s) or admirer(s) within the same office environment.
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WHATEVER THEIR AGES AND/OR STATUS.



2. Both partners are completely truthful to each other, especially about after office-hours activities.
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WHATEVER IN THEIR INDIVIDUAL PASTS.


further below the line


1. Work does not suffer or is not left unattended to because of their relationship.
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NEW AND/OR OLD OFFICE HANDS.



2. Partners and/or the organization has and observes/enforces some No-no.
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a. No smooches.

b. No direct physical contact.

c. No kisses (landed or blown).

d. No pecks or pecking (on lips or cheeks or ... .).

e. No amorous stare, looks, ogle, etc.

f. No sashaying, especially by her.

g. No handshakes.

h. No sexy winks.

i. No working in the same room or within the same space.

j. No use of post-me notes.

k. Never jointly assigned a task.

l. No ... .

m. Not ... .

n. No ... .

o. Not ... .
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NYMPHO OR STUD, FRIGID OR EUNUCH.



3. Partners have only break periods during working hours to be together (and both workers return from break before it's over!). (Connect to #1 & #2 further below the line, to emphasize.)
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HALF AN HOUR, 60 MINUTES OR MORE!


much further below the line


1. Relationship (= romance) ends in a formalization.
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LEGAL OR CUSTOMARY OR TRADITIONAL.



2. Either (future) husband or wife changes job or moves to a different location, especially before solemnization (connect to #1 much further below the line).
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BOSS AND CLERK; CEO AND SECRETARY; GATE MAN AND CLEANER.



Quote: "It's important to get your work done and not sit at your desk crying all day. Don't be an emotional wreck for too long. "A workplace has a purpose, and it's to work, and we are expected to manage our emotional lives to complete the work we're being paid to do". - Josefyn Uba.

Quote: "In real love you want the other person's good. In romantic love you want the other person". - Margaret Anderson.

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