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Obstetrics
OBSTETRICS

Definition: The branch of medical practice which is concerned with the care of mothers before, during and immediately after childbirth: the science of midwifery.
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Before.
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a. Early confirmation (positive pregnancy test).

b. Antenatal care (assessment and/or monitoring).

c. Confinement (lie-in, readiness, preparation, etc.).

d. Don't 'disturb' the fetus (Please, think!).

e. Satisfy all her cravings (Thanks so much).

f.
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First ... umpteenth ... last pregnancy.

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During.
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a. Admit her (delivery ward, etc.).

b. Put in right position (comfort, please).

c. Encourage the process (natural or C-section).

d. Don't scream/shout back at her (let her 'curse'!)

e. Handle situation with tenderness (no jerking, pulling).

f.
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Forget the baby's sex !

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After.
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a. Clean up 'all that jazz' (placenta and all).

b. Allow bonding with 'gift' (don't swap/mix up tot).

c. Discharge as soon as possible (once able to lactate, suckle baby).

d. 'Keep off', stay away (allow 'healing', prior 'fcuk').

e. Consider, consult her before naming kid(s), if infant(s) survives.

f.
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Before another 'before' ... ?

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