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Bank of mum and dad
BANK OF MUM AND DAD

Definition: (phrasal) (English, informal) A person's parents regarded as source of financial assistance.
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* All six elements would be in.


1. Quoted on the 'stock exchange'; a PLC: 'Parents' Loving Child' - (Dad and mum are legally and happily married).

2. 'Balance sheet' is strong and solid; their union isn't threatened. (The 'rich' husband and 'rich' wife operate a joint account!)

3. Run on a 'zero-basis' in respect of 'interest rate', etc., unlike the real bank. (Demands no collateral, promise - not lenders.)

4. Account holder - biological or adopted - won't be a prodigal son or wild child. (Offspring will be bankable; proud parents.)

5. Facilities offered, rules and regulations, etc. of 'the bank' will be freely accessible and affordable. (Not slave-drivers or nit-pickers.)

6. Parents 'cash balance' is always in credit - their profit and loss account will be healthy. (No estrangement, trial separation, divorce.)


SPECIAL PERSONAL ATM.
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GOD BLESS THEM MORE,

& KEEP THEM FOR EVER.


providers of an

abundance of ...


Affection. Strength. Support. Inspiration. Sponsorship. Treasure trove (?) Allowance. Nest egg (?) Capital (?) Encouragement.


See perfect NUMBERED ACCOUNT.

See perfect CHREMATOPHOBIA.

See perfect SENSE OF GRATITUDE.


Quote: "Nothing you do for your children is ever wasted. They seem not to notice us, hovering, averting our eyes, and they seldom offer thanks, but what we do for them is never wasted". - Garrison Keillor.

Quote: "I've discovered money is the one thing keeping me in touch with my children". - Gyles Brandreth,

Quote: "Fathers and mothers have lost the idea that the highest aspiration they might have for their children is for them to be wise... specialized competence and success are all that they can imagine". - Alan Bloom.

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