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Mistress (1)
MISTRESS (1)

Definitions:

i. A man's (usually a married man's) mistress is a woman that he is having a regular sexual relationship with and who is not his wife.

ii. A woman in relation to a man not her husband with whom she frequently has sexual relations.
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* All nine elements above the line would be in.


1. Never nags. Never complains. Never grumbles.

2. Never gets pregnant (Past it? Too smart? Or as in keeping to an (the) unwritten 'agreement'?).

3. Never screams out loud, publicly, in protest, whenever any of her demands is not met.

4. Usually, generally has a more serious guy or man, as a standby, knowing that she is a 'spare'.

5. Never hopes to leave the status of the other woman for the 'real deal' (if it happens, it may be considered a bonus and right time to show true colours!)

6. Will normally, in public, introduce herself, in relation to 'Mr. Cheat' as anything but the other woman, only as, .... wait for this, (take your pick) - a colleague or friend or supporter or mate or professional agent or representative (solicitor, investment officer, banker, adviser, etc.) or co-worker or an associate or ally or assistant etc.

7. Must readily provide what 'Mr. Cheat' isn't getting at home. What ?! ..., whatever.

8. Is never suspected to be the other woman if and when she meets 'Mrs. Legit'.

9. Even if a millionairess, will ask for financial support from 'Mr. Cheat', from time to time (she's not a sugar mummy, please).
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See perfect ADULTERY. / See perfect KEPT WOMAN.
Below the Line
1. Considered a necessity, by adulterer, and believed to be had for a purpose.

2. Denies being the other woman even if she fulfils all the nine elements (and more!) listed above the line.
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See perfect IMMORALITY (2). / See perfect SUGAR MUMMY.


further below the line


1. Bitch! Whore!! Husband-snatcher!!!

2. Serves purpose(s) or achieves goal(s).
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See perfect OTHER WOMAN. / See perfect WHORING.



Quote: "A man who marries his mistress creates a vacancy in the position". - James Goldsmith.

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