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| MISER (1) Definition: (disapproving) A person who loves money and hates spending it. ______________________________________________________________________ * All nine elements would be in. 1. Has a purpose for loving money. (My, my.) 2. Gets or got money genuinely, honestly and/or legally. (Ho ho.) 3. Has needs, wants, desires, necessities, etc. that have not been satisfied. (It's my life!) 4. Gets some 'weird' satisfaction from the situation. (No 'pain'.) 5. Will still gladly accept a freebie. (Gimme more!) 6. Keeps money safe and secured - never lets a Kobo or penny get out of or 'slip' through his or her grip/hands. (What tip? No waste!) 7. Not seriously thinking of death. And does not really care about relations, family, pets, etc. - with or without a will. (Pleaseee.) 8. 'Super-negotiator' - will bargain to get the best possible deal, at any time, in all situations, however long it takes. (Why not?) 9. Never owes or offers anyone an apology or explanation for way of miserable, miserly life. (What ?!) ______________________________________________________ MAY EVEN HAVE PAID FOR OWN BURIAL EXPENSES ? Quote: "Misers mistake gold for good, whereas it is only a means of obtaining it". - Francois de La Rochefoucauld. Quote: "The happiest miser on earth is the man who saves up every friend he can make". - Robert Emmet Sherwood. Quote: "The miser, starving his brother's body, starves also his own soul, and at death shall creep out of his great estate of injustice, poor and naked and miserable". - Theodore Parker. | |
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