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| KERB-CRAWLER Definition: A person who drives slowly along a road in order to find a prostitute. ______________________________________________________________________ * All six elements would be in. 1. Has a purpose and considers search necessary (to emphasize). ____________________________________ TOURIST OR NEIGHBOUR OR... (YOU!) 2. Does not drive under the influence of drugs or alcohol. That is, driver is in the right frame of mind. _______________________________________________________ SINGLE OR MARRIED OR DIVORCED OR ESTRANGED OR... 3. Has a good sense of sight, especially if 'crawling' in the dark areas. And does not have an accident while ogling, leering, rubbernecking, etc. ____________________________ 'POPE' OR ATHEIST OR... 4. Driver is in a good, fast car - even if going slowly (in case there is a need to get away from the 'vice squad'). _____________________________________________ IN A SPORTS OR SQUAD CAR!, JALOPY OR... 5. Has enough money to conclude deal if and when he/she picks a whore. ____________________________________________________ STUD/NYMPHO OR '59-SECONDS'/FRIGID WOMAN. 6. Will not commit a crime afterwards, especially if a prostitute is not found along the road, even if he/she drives through, back and forth, again and again. _______________ GO HOME !! | |
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