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| HUSBAND Definition: The man that a woman is married to; a married man. ______________________________________________________________________ Quote: "A husband is what is left of a lover when the nerve has been extracted". - Hellen Rowland. * All thirteen elements should be in. 1. Purposeful and necessary. ______________________________ FROM LONG LIAISON OR SHORT DALLIANCE OR... . 2. Wife's 'choice', not a match-made or forced spouse. ______________________________ ATHEIST OR 'FANATIC' OR ... . 3. Marriage is legal - by native or customary or secular or religious law. ________________________________________ WHATEVER TYPE..., EXCLUDING POLYANDRY ! 4. Heterosexual man, not a bisexual or homosexual. ______________________________ NORMAL OR SPECIAL MAN. Quote: "All husbands are alike, but they have different faces so you can tell them apart". - Anonymous. | ||
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| 1. Closes eyes to wife's fault(s), as much as practicable or possible. That is respects, loves and cares for wife - forgives her, allows her some 'freedom', protects her, etc., etc. 2. Faithful, especially sexually, to wife/wives (connect to #1 above the line). _________________________________________________ JOBLESS, JOB HUNTING OR GAINFULLY EMPLOYED. 3. Fulfills all his responsibilities on time - coital, paternal, financial, etc. as necessary and/or desired by wife/wives. 4. Keeps wife's or wives' secrets, whatever the circumstances and/or his state of mind or condition. ________________________________________________ TIRED OR HARDWORKING, HUNGRY OR OVERFED, ... 5. Not suspicious of wife's 'uncle(s)', colleague(s), etc, if any. 6. Loves the child/children - gifted, average or 'dunce(s)' - of the union, if any (connect to #1 & #5 below the line). ______________________________ FOURTH, OR 2nd, OR UMPTEENTH; 3rd, OR THE FIRST, OR... 7. Doesn't question the paternity of child/children, borne by wife/wives in the wedlock (connect to #6). 8. Respects the in-laws: parent(s), brother(s), sister(s), etc. _________________________________________ SAILOR OR JUDGE OR PRESIDENT OR... Quote: "An archaeologist is the best husband any woman can have: the older she gets, the more interested he is in her". - Agatha Christie. much further below the line (1) 1. Possesses some relevant maternal skills. 2. Not yet served official court divorce notification papers! 3. Serves purpose(s), exactly as desired. ______________________________ IN SICKNESS OR IN HEALTH, RICHNESS, POORNESS OR POVERTY... Quote: "Marriage is an alliance entered into by a man who can't sleep with the window shut, and a woman who can't sleep with the window open". - George Bernard Shaw. much further below the line (2) 1. Sperm is not of a 'dangerously' low count - in case wife/wives wants/want his baby or (more) babies (connect to #3 & #7 below the line). 2. Makes the wife/wives the beneficiary/beneficiaries or executor(s) of his will (connect to #1 further below the line (2)). _______________________________ TEENAGER OR OCTOGENARIAN, ...BEST FRIEND, SOULMATE - TRULY A 'CROWN'. Quote: "Every man who is high up loves to think that he has done it all himself; and the wife smiles, and lets it go at that". - James Mathew Barrie. See perfect HUSBAND AND WIFE. |
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