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| HOUSE HUSBAND (1) Definition: A man who stays at home to cook, clean, take care of the children, etc. while his wife or partner goes out to work. ______________________________________________________________________ * All six elements should be in. 1. Purposeful and necessary (no fluke!). 2. Arrangement is as agreed with, or as ordered by, 'the boss', the sole breadwinner spouse (no hassle!!). 3. Man cooks well, cleans properly, provides appropriate care - with or without a babysitter or househelp, etc. (no failings!!!). 4. Not planning or hoping, someday, to assume natural role. That is, will not be desirous of changing arrangement soon. In other words, man is satisfied with station (no grumbling!!!!). 5. Never too tired to perform conjugal duties when the missus or partner returns. And does not ask her 'stupid' questions about where she's been to, after closing at work (no 'headaches'!!!!!). 6. Will not deny situation when out with the boys. That is, man will not tell a lie, in public, about his 'status' at home (no shame!!!!!!) __________________________________ WHAT'S ALL THE FUSS ABOUT ? See perfect father's day (1). See perfect full housewife. See perfect blue stocking. See perfect couple (3). Quote: "The husband who wants to have a happy marriage should learn to keep his mouth shut and his checkbook open". - Groucho Marx. Quote: "Husbands never become good; they merely become proficient". - H.L. Mencken. Quote: "A good husband should be deaf and a good wife should be blind". - French proverb. | |
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