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Girlfriend (1)
GIRLFRIEND (1)

Definition: A girl or a woman that somebody is having a romantic relationship with.
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* All eight elements should be in.


1. Purposeful, even if not necessary (?!).

2. Not a homosexual (lesbian.) or bisexual (lesbian!) or 'bicurious' (lesbian!!)

3. Not frigid! (Connect to #2 above the line.)
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NOT NECESSARILY THE MISSING RIB.
Below the Line
1. Excellent babe (the 'real deal'), for the boy or man, whether...
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a. Busty or 'tangerine-chested'!?

b. Bitchy or...

c. Fair-skinned or mulatto or dark-skinned?

d. Smoker or...

e. Whore or lay sister?

f. Sweet sixteen ('cradler') or 'old cargo' (sugar mummy)?

g. Understanding - for he may, no, the man must 'stray' - or never forgetting?

h. Forgiving or 'pay-backer' (connect to 'g')?

i. Gold-digger (for the billionaire) or...

j. Has a tendency to two-time or a "1-willie-4-now" babe?

k. 'Trophy' or kept in the 'closet'?

l. Virgin or a PLWA or...

n. First, fifth, twelfth or umpteenth?

o. Beautiful or not-so-beautiful?

p. Drab or fashionable or...

q. Cantankerous or 'docile'?

r. Her own father's girl or mummy's foe?

s. With hot legs or... (Connect to 'o').

t. An only child or a 'nobody'?

u. Extrovert or...

v. Nocturnal or... (Connect to #3 above the line.)

w. Bimbo or genius?

x. Will not turn down a wedding proposal, if she's not averse to marriage!). That is, can be promoted to a fiancee.

y. Will not turn bitchy if relationship has to be called off!!

z. (Reserved.) (My mum will approve, even if reluctantly. Or will be her favourite!!!)
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WHO'S THAT SPECIAL, CLASSY GIRL?


further below the line


1. Not a kiss and tell, because this 'sower' could move on to 'better ground(s)'.

2. Personally hygienic for the boy or man, especially in the most 'appropriate' or important part(s) of her anatomy (connect to #3 below the line).

3. Serves purpose(s) ... you know what ... and what ... and what - wherever, whenever and however, altogether!
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THERE'S SOMETHING ABOUT HER. CHECK HER OUT !


much further below the line


1. The one that can be taken home to momma, even if she's that one he was warned about!
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SUPER GAL !! (See perfect ENGAGEMENT RING.)



The woman of my dreams.

Lifeblood of my being.

The love of my life.

Ultimate desire.

My soulmate.

The goal.

My! My! ...

Wow.

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