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Funeral procession
FUNERAL PROCESSION

Definition: (informal) A line of cars or people moving along slowly at a funeral (of a human being).
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* All eleven elements would be in.


1. Purposeful (see perfect BURIAL).
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WHATEVER THE INQUEST SAYS.



2. Necessity to go in line and slowly to bury person(s) (see perfect CONDOLENCE).
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PLANNING A REVENGE OR NOT.



3. Person is confirmed truly dead. And corpse the right one (to emphasize) (see perfect COFFIN).
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FRIEND OR FOE.



4. Speed of cars and pace of walkers are appropriate (see perfect JALOPY).
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EVEN IF MURDERER(S) IS/ARE IN THE CROWD.



5. Burial ground or crematorium is known, especially by the leading driver/walker (see perfect DESTINATION).
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WHEREVER THE DECEASED'S FINAL 'DESTINATION'.



6. (Reserved.) (No fake tears, false wailing or insincere sobs by the mourners (see perfect REALITY (1)).
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HE/SHE IS GONE ON A JOURNEY OF NO RETURN.



7. No disturbance or inconvenience is caused to other passers-by or road users (to emphasize) (see perfect CONVOY).
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'BIGMAN' OR 'NOBODY'.



8. No injury or damage or death occurs to mourners as a direct result of the speed or pace (see perfect QUEUE-JUMPING).
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THERE WAS NO SUICIDE PACT OR WAS THERE ?



9. Procession serves purpose(s) or achieves objective(s) (see perfect GOOD NAME).
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HE/SHE/THEY WOULDN'T HAVE WISHED FOR ANYTHING LESS OR MORE.



10. Mourners return home safely and healthily after the burial (see perfect GODSPEED).
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LIFE GOES ON FOR THE LIVING.



11. 'Drive' or 'stroll' serves as a reminder of the transience of human life for the people in the procession (see perfect COMMANDMENT (2)).
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DEATH IS SURE. (Be ready, be 'cool', be prepared!).

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