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Area boy
AREA BOY

Definition: (of Nigerian origin) A Lagos-based, hardened failure, violent-prone adult male, who operates alone or with a fellow baddy to disturb the life of a law-abiding citizen or peace-loving persons, especially in a snarl-up (go-slow), at a social (party) gathering, general public (outing) event, etc.
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* All twelve elements would in.


1. Could not have been properly brought up - he must be the result of a broken home, separated parents, disorderly community. [Ajegunle]

2. Generally uncouth, unclean or unkempt, disrespectful or shameless, etc., in his conduct, night or day, late or early. [Oshodi]

3. Will be armed with a weapon or has access to a dangerous tool with which he threatens or will be ready to cause havoc. [Shomolu]

4. Can never be caught speaking fluent impeccable English or smooth flawless French - communicates only in raw pidgin. [Isale-Eko]

5. Ready 'raw material' for political thuggery and settling family feuds and private disputes as a 'tout' or an enforcer. [Mushin]

6. Unwilling to do a menial job to earn a decent living. That is, he won't apply his energy to an honest endeavour. [Apongbon]

7. Never has an 'off-season'; does not go on holidays, knows not when it is Christmas, especially if no money has been made. [Mile 2]

8. Recognizes the supremacy of another loafer, in an area outside own control. That is, has his turf and must belong to a gang. [Yaba]

9. Cannot leave the miserable, godforsaken life, unless fully rehabilitated or until he (the fool) wins a lottery jackpot. [Oyingbo]

10. Performs civic responsibility still. That is, will ordinarily vote in an election, all other things being equal. [Palmgroove]

11. Won't have a genuine permanent address - which office? Home where? - or reliable contact detail - what e-mail? [Ojuelegba]

12. Always on psychoactive drugs, sniffed or smoked, drank or quaffed cheap, illicit liquor, etc. before becoming an annoyance. [Oju-ina]



NO FUTURE AMBITION.
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See perfect MINDLESSNESS.

[Okokomaiko. Odunfa & Onala. Olodi Apapa. Bariga. Etc., etc., etc. !]

See perfect FORLORN HOPE.
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'DOZEN EQUAL ZERO'.

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