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Flight attendant
FLIGHT ATTENDANT

Definition: A person whose job is to serve and take care of passengers on an aircraft.
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* All eighteen elements should be in.


1. Efficient (dutiful) - capable and in the right frame, and with an active presence, of mind.

2. Effective (dutiful) - well and adequately trained (connect to #1).

3. Bilingual or multilingual, including some knowledge of sign language.

4. Good looking, if a male, or beautiful, if a female.

5. Person has no halitosis or unpleasant body odour.
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ON A LOW BUDGET AIRLINE OR ON AN EXECUTIVE JET.


6. Has an insurance policy - personal, in addition to group or company cover, if any.

7. Has written a will (connect to #6).

8. He or she has that ready 'smile' - even when or if not quite feeling good 'inside'.

9. Person has self-worth. That is, does not unnecessarily fraternize with captain and/or co-pilot, other cabin attendant(s), superstar, millionaire, celebrity or politician-passenger(s).

10. Person has a plan, not necessarily prepared, for a post-retirement life.



ON A LONG OR SHORT HAUL FLIGHT.



11. Not afraid of heights (to emphasize).

12. Courteous (connect to #2 & #8).

13. Healthy and with all the five 'faculties' working excellently.

14. Person is of the appropriate weight, height, etc. - this helps in mobility, movement, fitness, etc.

15. Properly employed, that is, after being appropriately vetted.
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IN THE BUSINESS OR ECONOMY OR FIRST CLASS.


16. Single or engaged to be married, or at the worst, divorced. (Not a married person!)

17. Very well and/or decently dressed.

18. Never in competition with the other attendant(s)! (Connect to #9.)
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MIXED OR MULATTO, BLACK OR WHITE.

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