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Dutch uncle
DUTCH UNCLE

Definition: Someone who gives stern, blunt criticism.
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* All eleven elements would be in.


1. Has a purpose and believes criticizing necessary.

2. Never unable to justify the basis for utterance.

3. Visage or look will confirm disapproval stated.

4. Never in the mood to proffer a better alternative.

5. Promptly delivers 'condemnation' (to emphasize).

7. Physical actions will not contradict vituperation.

8. Achieves goal(s), even if it's only self-satisfaction.

9. Was never requested to give advice or suggestion.

10. Gives criticism directly, not through a third party.

11. Gets off scot-free, can't be responded to by victim.



* CAN'T OFFER A BRO HUG.

* WON'T NEED DUTCH COURAGE.

* AIN'T FROM THE SAME FAMILY TREE.
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