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Churchgoer
CHURCHGOER

Definition: A person who goes to church services regularly.
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* All twelve elements would be in.


1. Purposeful, even if only he or she knows! (see perfect RELIGIOUS EDUCATION).

2. Necessity in attendee's opinion to be a regular [see perfect PRAISE (2).]
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FORGET THE DRESSING AND THE PEW SAT ON AND ... .



3. Arrives early, before commencement of service (see perfect BELL-RINGING).

4. Listens attentively to the message from the pulpit [see perfect SERMON (1).]
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HAS NO DIRECT BUSINESS WITH THE CHOIR, SEATMATE, ETC.



5. Will participate actively in all activities. [see perfect HYMN(1).]

6. Will give an offering, even if only once (if affordable), no matter how many 'rounds' or 'stops' the plate makes [see perfect CHICKEN FEED (1).]

7. Reserves or keeps his or her comments/doubts. That is, asks no sensitive question(s) in church! [see perfect LOVE (1).]

8. (Reserved.) (Attendee is a Christian - 'born against' or a true born-again [see perfect WH-QUESTION. / See perfect QUESTION (1).]
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WHATEVER THE AMOUNT AND CURRENCY! AND IN WHATEVER MOOD !



9. Person leaves the house of worship a better boy/girl or man/woman - made confession(s), forgave all the trespasser(s), resolved to be more faithful, etc. [see perfect RENEWAL (1).]

10. Stays all through, in church - not sometimes around the premises, until the end of service [see perfect BLESSING (1).]

11. Activity achieves objective(s) (see perfect SELF-DELUSION).

12. Person will not spend eternity in eternal damnation (= hellfire!) (see perfect DAY OF JUDGEMENT).
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GOD ALMIGHTY, THE KING OF LOVE, IS ALL-KNOWING !





Quote: "The church is the only place where someone speaks to me and I do not have to answer back". - Charles Degaulle.

Quote: "The church is actually patronized by the social order as a means of stabilizing and perpetuating the existing system". - C.C. Morrison.

Quote: "No religion can continue to maintain its purity when the church becomes the subservient vassal of the state". - Felix Adler.

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