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| MORNING WOOD Definition: (a slang term for) Nocturnal penile tumescence. ______________________________________________________________________ * All seven elements should and would be in. 1. Purpose and necessity present (connect to #2). 2. Nature blameless in situation, i.e. he is healthy. 3. Semen or sperm never ejected (to emphasize). 4. Ends as soon as awake, or conscious, again. 5. Not cause/source of worry (connect to #6). 6. On, and felt, or seen, on becoming awake. 7. A wake-up call being 'had' (truth be told). __ He: "I'm alive". Flammable... your 'wood'! Ugly 'erection wildness' on. Can you discriminate now? Knowledge is truly 'carnal'. She: "He's Ok". __ Be asleep. See perfect PENILE TACTICIAN. Goodnight. See perfect RAINBOW CHASE. Good morn. See perfect ALPHA MALE. Be 'capable'. | |
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