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| EXECUTIVE SECURITY GUARD Definition: (derogatory, derisive) A domestic employee with the responsibility of providing physical protection in a residential property. ______________________________________________________________________ Quotable quote: "Why is there so much month left at the end of the money?". - John Barrymore. Quotable quote: "I have made a ceaseless effort not to ridicule, not to bewail, not to scorn human actions, but to understand them". - Baruch Spinoza. * All nine elements would, sadly, be in. 1. Argues or arguing whenever to be corrected. 2. Bravery displayed only internally (to emphasize).* 3. Cannot actually get a better job this time. 4. Dressed in formal uniform, even if it's reluctantly. 5. Employer not well respected (truth be told). 6. Fortunate enough to achieve own personal objective(s).** 7. Guaranteed to be repeatedly some annoyance. 8. Highlight and/or hallmark sure a high life below stairs. 9. Improvement to secure independence not made. ___ * Experience and/or training neither adequate nor appropriate. See perfect LOCALIZATION (1). ** Especially when doing or engaged in a displacement activity. | |
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