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| Penile tactician | |
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| PENILE TACTICIAN Definition: (informal) A man whose organ of copulation will not or cannot get into any trouble or problem. ______________________________________________________________________ * All sex, sorry, six elements should, would be in. 1. Does not get penis exposed without purpose. 2. Certain of the state of who has access to organ, sober or drunk. 3. Sure knows if to have dick inside a sheath. 4. Never ever caught, if married, by a furious spouse, in adultery. 5. Position adopted during coitus is riskless. 6. Phallus not given to be treated as a 'toy' by the inexperienced. ___ 1. See perfect USABILITY... dead without maleness? 2. See perfect PANSEXUALISM... what's on their mind? 3. See perfect CONDOM (1)... rapex absent on entering! 4. See perfect FURY (4)... scorned woman most dangerous. 5. See perfect DOMINATRIX... watch weight of who's on top. 6. See perfect VANILLA SEX... chew, or bite, etc. is prevented! ___ 1. Can't erect each, every time. 2. Mustn't lose mind and senses. 2. Mustn't have a one-track mind. 2. Mustn't be caught in two minds. 3. Shan't enter all available 'holes'. 4. Needn't deny a spouse conjugal rights. 4. Needn't take overdose of some 'viagra'. 4. Needn't be involved in self-surrender. 5. Daren't set target or deadline for himself. 6. Wouldn't regret tactics used (read: discipline, tease). 6. Wouldn't suffer unplanned loss as a consequence. 6. Wouldn't underutilize his God's gift to THE SEX. __ A STUD. AN ASK? YOU CAN. . . . YES TRY. SAY NAY. NOT HER. GET OUT! PUT OFF. AND RUN. RUN FAR! WHY/HOW? TOO BAD. NOT NOW. THE 'END'. | |
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