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Scenic route (2)
SCENIC ROUTE (2)

Definition: The act of getting stuck behind an attractive girl who is walking very slow. [From the Urban Dictionary.]
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* All nine elements to be in.

* See perfect LOVE TRIANGLE.

* aka FfOiRvTeY 'Maddening Way'.


5. Erotic purpose the major reason.

Don't ask why/what? What research?

3. Considered necessary to get stuck.

Mind your business. Live and let live.*

2. Believing there can be enough time.

Nothing is being shirked as a result. Never a displacement activity.

1. Absolutely knows attraction present.

Behind, or front, or beside, or below.

4. Definitely able to see, feel, arouse.

Wink, stare, ogle, erect, catcall, etc.

8. Hoping to achieve some objective(s).**

Even if 'overtaking' is what's required.

7. Generally not a move banned or illegal. Nutter isn't sanctioned.

Walker can't be a stalker, in law's eyes.

9. Injuries truly not going to be suffered.

Lassitude and/or brain damage won't arise.

6. Following is continuing till she's outta sight.***

Stuck herein wherever headed, however long.
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* Freedom to make decision is not negotiable, forget consequences.

Quote: "True happiness is an acceptance of life as it is given to us, with its diminishment, mystery, uncontrollability, and all". - Michael Gellert.

See perfect BUGCHASER.
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** Follower might yet fail, especially if not in a good state of health.

Quotation: "There are some defeats more triumphant than victories". - Michel de Montaigne.

See perfect GIFTGIVER.
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*** Regrets could be had later, if seeming reality turns out a lie.

Quotable quote: "He who is not contented with what he has will not be contented with what he would like to have". - Socrates.

See perfect FALSIES.

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