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Corpspeak
CORPSPEAK

Definitions:

i. The jargon often used by large corporations, bureaucracies, and similar workplaces. [Wikipedia.]

ii. (informal, derogatory) The jargon used within business corporations.

iii. (informal) (synonym for corporate speak) Words and phrases used by management or other dick-sucking bureaucrats at business that have no innate meaning and will leave you confused as to what the hell they're trying to say. [Urban Dictionary.]

iv. A sort of language used by corporate workers that consist of business term, jargon, technobabble, motivational slogans and corporate shorthands.

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* All nine elements would be in.


1. Purposeful and necessary for user.

2. Utterance is specific and identifiable.

3. Whatever is measurable & assessable.

4. Timely or promptly said to have effects.

5. Benefit that's expected real or realistic.

6. Explanation isn't demanded to be understood.

7. Attempt to mislead hearer(s) never successful.*

8. An unplanned loss that may be suffered bearable.

9. A speaker or writer can not be sanctioned therein.**
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* Every shenanigan is going to be eventually 'decoded'.

** Being grasped serves purpose(s), exactly as hoped for.
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See perfect wishful thinking.

See perfect confusedness.

See perfect lingo (3).

See perfect soullessness.

See perfect Peter principle.

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