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Body count
BODY COUNT

Definition: Generally speaking, refers to how many people someone has slept with. (Slept with being sexual intercourse, not other types of sexual activities.)
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* Any of six to be in.

* See perfect MYOB.



a. Virgin.
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i. 0 - Vow and/or swear! [Lord knows!]

ii. 0 - Where's hymen disappeared to? [Some doubt?]

iii. 0 - What's that boast to last an hour based on? [Damn dream.]


b. Just disvirgined.
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i. One person.

ii. Two (or more) if gang-raped.


c. Lover, if not one that disvirgined.
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i. Two (minimum), if on/with first boyfriend/girlfriend.

ii. Three (or more), being frogs kissed or oats sowed.


d. Married, if not to who disvirgined and the last lover.
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i. Three (at the least): b + c (truth be told, by him?).

ii. Four (max. as declared by 'brave' newly-wed wife!).


e. Slut/Whore/Gigolo, whatever previous status.
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i. Countable - if keeping a record (one year or less).

ii. Uncountable - if 'reasonable' (golden handshake?).


f. Divorced/Separated/Widow/Widower.
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i. Don't go there! (We are all humans, right?) 'Hundreds'?

ii. Can't remember! (Better to forget, please.) 'Thousands'?



NB.
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* If you must ask,

Never ask for a proof.

Please, don't dwell on it,

Unless you want to hear a lie;

Because truth may not be believed.

Personal? Nah! Do not ever take it so.



See perfect SUCKER FOR LOVE.

See perfect CLITOMETER.

See perfect CLITOCURRENCY.

See perfect CLITORIS.

See perfect PENIS CAPTIVUS.

See perfect G SPOT.



Quotable quote: "One has to shut off that nagging part of the mind and go on with bravo and philosophy". - Sylvia Plath.

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