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| BUMPER-TO-BUMPER Definition: (Nigerian slang, informal) A very close marking of one's lover; not giving one's partner any breathing space. ______________________________________________________________________ * All nine elements would be in. 1. Purposeful and necessary, for close-marker. 2. No 'spare', that is, partner or lover is the only one. __________________ On guard - at the entrance of a convenience; escort to a meeting, store, etc.: WHEREVER ! 3. Partner is 'hot' or has a reputation or has strayed before or can simply not be trusted. 4. There is a great gain from being very close to this person - sexual, financial, social advancement, emotional stability, etc., etc. __________________ Midnight or noontime, dawn, morning, afternoon or evening - WHENEVER ! 5. Close marker has no regard or respect for the ordinary or normal. That is, person provides what partner needs; everything except group sex! (To emphasize.) 6. No 'space' for third party presence: KEEP OFF. That is, no room for a brother or sister or buddy or niece or Uncle or parent(s) ... etc. to come in-between the partners. (To emphasize.) __________________ PLEASE ... 7. Real jealousy? There may just be a semblance. A disorder? Surely, even if not admitted by sufferer (connect to #4 & #6). 8. "Mudguard" serves purpose(s), especially for the person who is permanently attached, as exactly hoped for. ___________________________ WHAT DANGER OR RISKS ? 9. No regret(s) for 'stickiness'. That is, no damage to or from the 'bumper', or damage, if any, is quickly repaired or repairable. __________________________ ... WHO IS COMPLAINING ? | |
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